Now that I am in my dotage, I find myself constantly battling the old beard and moustache set. What used to be the odd, blonde bit of Fu Manchu is now the Brian Blessed.
I said to Man Friday: 'Blimey, I'm seriously considering buying a No No.'
He said: 'I'll go in half with you, then I could borrow it.'
This is Man Friday:
I said to him: 'Forget the No No, you need the "NONE SHALL PASS" mate.'
He said I was a cheeky mare and I told him he had lost touch with reality. He then said he wasn't going to cook dinner and how did I like that reality.