She is fast akip!
And here is my phone (for your delectation!):
The fully functional 'turny wurny' phone!
Oh, Man Friday ran out of spare lint roller 'rolls' and determined to 'make' one for himself. He took a roll of sellotape and wound it round and round one hand. Then he proceeded to pat down his black (and dog-hairy) jeans, saying: 'See? This works just as well, Cal - and it saves a fortune.' Then he patted himself down a little too hard over the 'ball and winkle' department, cried: 'oh bugger me!' and fell to his knees, tears in his eyes.
I know you shouldn't laugh...