MF (who very, very rarely smokes) said: 'Carol, is it ok if I smoke in the house?' I said: 'Course it is. Where do you think I smoke?' (Like I'm going out in the jardin). And he goes: 'Yeah, but I feel a bit bad.' So I said: 'For crying out loud, whaddya think I do, secretly have a puff out the window and then spray fag-scented air freshner around the place?'
Come to think of it, I rather like the old 'fag-scented air-freshner' idea. Could imagine myself surreptiously spraying it:
1. at church
2. on the tube
3. at my stop smoking group
However, that said, I might as well just smoke a fag and have done with it.
Swear: when I give up will use the fag-scented air-freshner to make myself feel at home.
What am I on about? Note to self: never blog after glass of wine - nonsense ensues.